code bling...

at three i wrote my first balanced binary tree,
yeah, I knew right then what I was gonna be,

at four i rewrote microsofts command com,
made my machine faster, yeah, it was the bomb

at five i decided to do something hard,
wrote a first person shooter for a 1k smart card,

at six i decided i needed some extra money,
wrote a transaction skimming virus, yeah, it was funny

at seven i decided to play some war games,
hacked into the WOPR and said "Text Mode is Lame!"

at eight i decided to write a simple OS called Linux,
got bored and donated it to a guy named Linus,

at nine i started working on my artificial army,
gonna make the worlds foo's feel nothing but sorry,