Hax0r's First Post...

I'm gonna find your ass with a regular expression,
Pull out my nine and kill your PHP session,

Your C code runs in O(N^2) time,
which is more than I needed to write this rhyme,

I begin all my code with a comment that says this:
It's unavoidable that this is gonna come off like a dis,
but you're never ever gonna understand this shit.

My favorite system call is select() you bitches,
with it i'll fulfill all your girlfriends wishes,

Once I've rooted your box and installed some kernel patches,
You'll see first hand just how rough my D.O.S. is,
But that's not the end, no its just the beginning,
you'll have no chance, never ever, of winning,
You're box is mine, get used to it ho,
If I told you about setuid root you'd just say "Oh?",

Gotta keep this rhyme short, cause I got work to do,
theirs root DNS servers that need hacking in to...