Thursday, October 06, 2005

Hax0r's First Post...

I'm gonna find your ass with a regular expression,
Pull out my nine and kill your PHP session,

Your C code runs in O(N^2) time,
which is more than I needed to write this rhyme,

I begin all my code with a comment that says this:
It's unavoidable that this is gonna come off like a dis,
but you're never ever gonna understand this shit.

My favorite system call is select() you bitches,
with it i'll fulfill all your girlfriends wishes,

Once I've rooted your box and installed some kernel patches,
You'll see first hand just how rough my D.O.S. is,
But that's not the end, no its just the beginning,
you'll have no chance, never ever, of winning,
You're box is mine, get used to it ho,
If I told you about setuid root you'd just say "Oh?",

Gotta keep this rhyme short, cause I got work to do,
theirs root DNS servers that need hacking in to...

2 Comments:

Blogger Broadband Guy said...

Web Two Point Oh?
So, of course, we were busy yukking it up with funnyman Merlin Mann last night at the Web 1.0 confab .
Hey, great blog...I read it alot, I just wanted to drop a line.
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10:31 AM  
Blogger Tony Di Croce said...

What's this shiznit?

You best not be spamming on my blog yo!

Ok, you made me do it... starting up nmap right now...

Hax0r

10:59 AM  

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