my new joint, "WiFi DriveBy"

my impala is decked out with 802.11 G,
wifi driveby's for all those who step to me,
got a backup laptop booted and ready to go,
gonna nmap probe all your blocks ho's,

living the geeksta life is hard, and real,
so now you geeky hookers and ho's know how I feel,
tell all the ho's that I have no problem with SYN,
just dont expect an ACK from me ever again,

gathering ip's and server open port lists,
my probes are more deadly than bruce lee's fists,
because I wont stop, until I have my way,
got more mips in my dashboard than you have in your cray,

first wrote code when i was 9 years old,
worked hard until my dot com got sold,
now I got money, got time to spare,
to sit around hacking in my underwear,

to all you wanna be geeksta's in the bay,
best beware when I roll up your way,
cause I do wifi driveby's just for fun,
phishing and stealing in the california sun,