code bling...

at three i wrote my first balanced binary tree,
yeah, I knew right then what I was gonna be,

at four i rewrote microsofts command com,
made my machine faster, yeah, it was the bomb

at five i decided to do something hard,
wrote a first person shooter for a 1k smart card,

at six i decided i needed some extra money,
wrote a transaction skimming virus, yeah, it was funny

at seven i decided to play some war games,
hacked into the WOPR and said "Text Mode is Lame!"

at eight i decided to write a simple OS called Linux,
got bored and donated it to a guy named Linus,

at nine i started working on my artificial army,
gonna make the worlds foo's feel nothing but sorry,

code bling...

i opened up emacs and I got to work,
got no time for all you wannabe jerks,
got code to write, and rhymes to flow,
for once i write a song thats not about the ho's

debugging in assembly is the name of the game,
doing it any other way would just be lame,
but i never have to debug my own machine code,
never wrote a bug in a product thats been sold,

never write code that can overflow buffers,
leave that source to all you insecure suckers,
hack into your server, and apply all your patches,
gonna fix all your server sources broken catch's,
cause i like a challenge when i crack boxes open,
when im done the only thing youll feel like is moping,

netwerk top ol o G

The foo's @ think geek...

The foo's @ think geek have a shirt that says:

2 + 2 = 5
for sufficiently large valus of 2

WTF? Here is a program that proves 2 + 2 = 6 for sufficiently large values of 2.

#include
#include

int main( int argc, char* argv[] )
{
long double a = 2.9999999;
long double b = 2.9999999;
long double result = a + b;
printf("result = %llf\n",result);
return 0;
}

wannabee geeksta's fo sho....

my file server...

this is my file server... it's dope enough to go in my closet... my main machine got so much bling it would prolly make your eyes bleed...

netwerk-top-ol-o-G

my new joint, "WiFi DriveBy"

my impala is decked out with 802.11 G,
wifi driveby's for all those who step to me,
got a backup laptop booted and ready to go,
gonna nmap probe all your blocks ho's,

living the geeksta life is hard, and real,
so now you geeky hookers and ho's know how I feel,
tell all the ho's that I have no problem with SYN,
just dont expect an ACK from me ever again,

gathering ip's and server open port lists,
my probes are more deadly than bruce lee's fists,
because I wont stop, until I have my way,
got more mips in my dashboard than you have in your cray,

first wrote code when i was 9 years old,
worked hard until my dot com got sold,
now I got money, got time to spare,
to sit around hacking in my underwear,

to all you wanna be geeksta's in the bay,
best beware when I roll up your way,
cause I do wifi driveby's just for fun,
phishing and stealing in the california sun,

This is how we roll...

It's a hard knock life...

Life in the geeksta hood is hard, yo...

Sometimes, when I want to write some kizzzode on my laptop at starbizucks, I can't because all the AC plugs are used up.. I hate that...

The worst part is the man... Always trying to keep me down... Sometimes, I'm just like "Damn, give Linux on the desktop a shot!"... And fools are all like "No, we like having to run AdAware & Spybot and shit..."

See what I mean? You gotta keep your guard up cause you never know when some newbie is gonna step to you...

I should write a song about how I charge the ho's for computer repair...

What up yo?

void what_we_all_about()
{
   this_blog_is_by_for_and_about_geekstas();
   when_we_are_inspired_we_will_post_our_rhymes_right_here();

   while( you_like_what_you_readin )
   {
       send_benjamins_to( this ); // hundread dolla billz yo...
   }
}

Hax0r's First Post...

I'm gonna find your ass with a regular expression,
Pull out my nine and kill your PHP session,

Your C code runs in O(N^2) time,
which is more than I needed to write this rhyme,

I begin all my code with a comment that says this:
It's unavoidable that this is gonna come off like a dis,
but you're never ever gonna understand this shit.

My favorite system call is select() you bitches,
with it i'll fulfill all your girlfriends wishes,

Once I've rooted your box and installed some kernel patches,
You'll see first hand just how rough my D.O.S. is,
But that's not the end, no its just the beginning,
you'll have no chance, never ever, of winning,
You're box is mine, get used to it ho,
If I told you about setuid root you'd just say "Oh?",

Gotta keep this rhyme short, cause I got work to do,
theirs root DNS servers that need hacking in to...

It's an east coast / west coast geeksta war!

Yo Monzy Bro, you got a memory leak?
I'm the realstubot and you're a Code Complete freak.
My DNA makes me a coding machine,
while you're flunkin basic 101 for time 18.

I got quad P4s and a terra of RAM,
and that's just in my watch, coz I'm a pimp man.
If you had a watch, you'd know it was time, to give up now, cos you can't diff my line.

I waste keyboards like I'm on safari,
10 minutes to code a BIOS for Atari.
The hard drive heats up and the monitors blink, while I overload every heat sink.

Your uniary operator is so damn small,
when the girls see it, it's for me they call.
You wish you could rap but your songs are all crap, I'm not canadian, so my head don't flap.

My code never throws, yours is in the weeds, I use silver solder on all my leads.
I got more cycles than the tour de france Your biggest joke is in your nant.

The bitches go crazy when I show em my dot net, I busted your kernel and that's why you fret.
The hoes crave my hard drive and they beg me to poke so I strip off their wrapper class, and make em choke.

What you gonna do with all that MONO you got?
Maybe you should get a PC-Cillin shot.
Your main attribute is LOSER-SLASH-LOSER I wouldn't be surprised if you were a WINE abuser.

You're looking for bugs with a butterfly net, And the obvious thing that you haven't got yet, Is that I am the master and you are the slave, and there's only under age ho's at the rave.

So don't try to loop me when I'm in my stang, cause you won't get close enough to see my Wang, I got more boost than a turbo three-eight-six And I love to post it to all my chicks.

You complain on Slashdot all damn day,
it might be different if you had something to say, but you're an AC coward, and you got no content, you had to hock your mouse to pay the rent.

Now I gotta go to work, I took too long, I spent 10 milliseconds on this song, My keyboard will be smokin when I start to type, when I val-i-date all this hype.

First pizzost....

This is Notorious C.P.P.
Just to let you know I zah Hardcore G
Pimp daddy of the I triple E
layin' down the lines of code since the Grade of 3

Im the pimp dady of the net I get all the personal ad hoes;
the other geeksta rappers are just a bunch on man touching homos

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

I got all the think geek bling.
and a precongnative AI machine.

I earned alot of cred with all my code
and compared to my linked list your not even a node

I am like the traveling salesman I get to all your moms
servicing their requests before you can drop your bombs

and before you take the time
to parse my rhyme

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

when it comes to indexing geekstas I am at index zero
yes thats right Im the greatest geeksta hero.

I got a 1 micro farad cap Im gonna bust in your skull
don't even try and fight it cause my skillz got more special fx than krull

Losers like you think I am a maniac,
but my rhymes are more famous than eniac

your just a 2 bit user
and my rhymes are gonna take a Byte out of you loser

Cause...

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

I know you wish you could grow up to be like me,
Cause if I malloc, I don't forget to free

When I was with your woman I spawned a child process,
when I come to take your life you ain't gonna be lossless

On you I ain't gonna use a virtual destructor
Cause Im one bad ass mother F*cker

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

SIGKILL,
yeah baby just for the thrill

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

SIGKILL,
yeah baby just for the thrill

I coming to town, gonna be nice -20
you can't buy me off with no amount of money.

Resistance is futile, you can't avoid my hell
cause when your less than 1 ohm, you ain't that hard to quell

you're just so mealy and I'm all that much moore,
you're an 8051 and I am a Pentium 4

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

its such an enigma, why you think you're as good a me
you little punk, I'm C# and you're just C.

I've ld my glock, gonna lay you to waste
On your tombstone one of my rhymes I gonna copy paste

In the DB you've been marked for delete,
cause with me there is no way to compete.

SIGKILL,
yeah baby just for the thrill

Don't try to block on my call,
cause like a gates machine you'll turn blue and stall.

its all over time to say goodbye,
gonna flash your bios and your machine is gonna die.

your destiny is in ROM no way to avoid it,
just like your code its in the toilet

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

when it comes to Geeksta I got all the power,
to you my rhymes so complex they like the hanoi towers.

and finally before you can say xml,
Im gonna pipe your ass right into hell.

an exception you might throw but it ain't no worry,
cause to slap your ass down I don't even have to hurry.

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

SIGKILL,
yeah baby just for the thrill

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya
Im gonna kill -9 ya, kill -9 ya

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